Die Neutkraker oil

Macadamia and citrus. Our favorite oil. The macadamias from which the oil is tapped are picked in the few minutes just before sunrise by a blonde virgin in a pure white bikini. The macadamias are then shelled by a deaf-mute monk. After that, they are individually pressed by an ancient Swiss watchmaker, who never touches the nuts and only uses brainpower to stare every drop out of the nut.