Die RSM
The RSM was the person in the military who kept everyone in line. If you stepped out of line, he would hit you so hard that snot would circle your head like Saturn’s rings. He also claimed that there wasn’t dust in your pigpen, but millions of dust particles. Our RSM beard balm keeps your beard in line. All those stubborn hairs sticking out like wheat ears on steroids’ days are counted. Parade…. attention!
Die RSM
Sale priceR195